Funny dating profile blog
)I am currently at _____ school / university / college or I currently work at _____What I like about my school studies / job is _____What I dislike about my school studies / job is _____I am saving up for _____ because _____My home is in _____(place) and I have lived here for _____(years)My friends are _____ (names and descriptions)I love people who _____ (take risks / tell funny stories, etc.)My favorite activity/activities include _____ and I love to do this because _____My favorite color is _____ because it reminds me of _____I love to say _____ and my most over-used saying is probably _____My favorite meal involves _____ and my favorite snack food is _____I consider myself to be _____ (healthy/unhealthy) and fitness _____ is/is not important to me.
This is due to factors such as _____Changes to my lifestyle I would like to make include _____I am _____ (clean/messy/organized/chaotic)I lose/don't lose things I don't need to change anything about my life or lifestyle because _____The person who supports me the most is _____ and in my life they have helped me to _____ The best time of the day to me is …
because _____I like _____ (sunrise/sunset) the most because _____I need to have _____ every day I hope to hear _____ (music/bands/a phrase/poetry/a speaker)I want to see _____ (films/shows/flowers/nature, etc.)I am frightened by _____ (snakes/cockroaches/bills/the dark) and this makes me _____My favorite movie of all time is _____My greatest inspiration is _____My all-time role model is _____ because _____I would like to be like …
because _____I respect _____ because (he/she) ______MY PASTWhen I was little I remember that _____I felt _____ (happy/sad or other emotions)My childhood was generally _____ (positive/negative, etc.) and this is because _____My family is _____ (amazing/crazy/sad/wonderful/split up.
‘You wouldn’t introduce yourself to someone in a bar with your entire life history, so don’t do it online,’ says match.com‘s Kate.
‘Women have a tendency to write too much because we enjoy reading long profiles. Imagine you are doing an icebreaker introduction where you have to sum yourself up briefly.’ Most people want to find someone who can make them laugh, so show people you have a sense of humour.
One woman gave a subtle hint to her dates that she's not to be messed with by brandishing an axe in her profile photo, while another will at least attract people with a keen interest in angling by lying alongside a giant fish.
Several men showed off their flexibility, including one performing the splits on the bonnet of a car You're meant to drink it!
In my free time I have written a thesaurus that included an emphasis on the most useful curses. I have middling intelligence but try to appear smarter by affecting a world-weary air, memorizing useless statistics, and chuckling at my own mean-spirited, agenda-driven jokes.SWM in boring job seeks whiny shrew for co-dependency, tepid sex, and shouting matches.I enjoy drinking, petty theft, pornography, and self-righteous indignation. I love to give compliments that prominently display my gender stereo-types.In this fast-paced, social media-dependent world, we rely on the Internet for everything – from keeping in touch with old school friends and career networking to ordering takeaways and finding a cat-sitter for that weekend away.So it only seems logical you would use the good old Internet for finding that special someone, too. Sometimes they know you better than you know yourself.